Two weeks ago I hit a deer. It ran out from behind the Brass Door in Osage
Beach, across three lanes of traffic, and into my car. Thankfully, I have
a SUV wanna-be Ford
Escape and it was too tall for the hooves to hit the windshield. Besides
leaking water and coolant into the road, Bubba (trite.. but fittting) wasn't
too damaged.

I finally got Bubba back today. The hood is exactly the right shade of yellow
and they even beat the license plate straight. I was so thilled to have my car
back, I sang the Bubba Song for almost the whole hour's drive back to Columbia.
It went something like this.."Oh I really lovva, My yellow Bubba..."
and so on.